I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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