I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She said her name was "party"
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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