I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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