So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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