absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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