i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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