did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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