Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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