Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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