Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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