Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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