allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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