May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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