I didn't shave. On purpose
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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