I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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