just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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