I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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