Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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