She is in my trunk
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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