Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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