Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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