People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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