Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
this will be a night to untag.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
