Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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