What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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