my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So much rum. So many feels.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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