Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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