It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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