Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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