I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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