She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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