My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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