is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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