Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He has the fingertips of a God
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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