Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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