If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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