i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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