i was rollin on her like bob the builder
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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