Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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