you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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