yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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