Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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