Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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