how can u be prego again
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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