it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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