I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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