she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
accomplished twins. life is a go
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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