i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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