quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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