i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
