Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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