in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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