i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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