This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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