The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
please don't ironically join a cult
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