I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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