what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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