U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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