So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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