she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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